||M & M Factory
- Q. Why can't blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out all the "W"s.... Read the whole joke
||M and M's are too smart!
- Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of ... Read the whole joke
||M and M\'s
- Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.... Read the whole joke
- Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She kept throwing out all the "W"s!... Read the whole joke
- This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit in the machi... Read the whole joke
- What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can't get it up, he asks the woman, 'Does th... Read the whole joke
- MACINTOSH stands for...Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.... Read the whole joke
||Mad Cow Disease
- There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell ... Read the whole joke
||Madonna, Britney and Christina
- Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a... Read the whole joke
- The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that ... Read the whole joke
||MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
- My love for you... it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement.I'm here To fulfill your fon... Read the whole joke
||Magic Johnson on rollerblades...
- What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!... Read the whole joke
- There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if ... Read the whole joke
- During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show. After one espe... Read the whole joke
- Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained abo... Read the whole joke
||Maid to order!
- A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: "M... Read the whole joke
- What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!... Read the whole joke
- Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard.... Read the whole joke
||Major Cause of Divorce
- Q: What's the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.... Read the whole joke
||Make Me A Newfie
- An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a neurosurgeon and asked "I... Read the whole joke
||Make me an uncle!
- Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the ro... Read the whole joke
||Make My Horse Laugh
- There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone who can make my horse laugh will ... Read the whole joke
||Make up your mind.
- This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t... Read the whole joke
- A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account... Read the whole joke
- In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are... Read the whole joke