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Murphy's Law regarding Children
- 1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. 2. For a child to be... Read the whole joke |
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Murphy's Laws (5)
- Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden l... Read the whole joke |
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Murphy\'s Laws Of Parenting
- Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted a... Read the whole joke |
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Museum Funny!
- Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!... Read the whole joke |
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Musical Instruments
- Why does Clinton play the saxophone?'Cause he can no longer play with his 'hore-monica!... Read the whole joke |
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Mutated Gene
- All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that... Read the whole joke |
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Mutual Orgasm Riddle
- What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.... Read the whole joke |
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My Aunt
- Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"Bill said, "Sure."So Joe takes out a picture.Bi... Read the whole joke |
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My boy(s) Leroy!
- A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children ... Read the whole joke |
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My Call
- A doctor rushed out of his study room. "Get me my bag!" he shouted. "Why, what's the matter?" inquir... Read the whole joke |
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My Car Is Shtolen!
- An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.A cop on the beat se... Read the whole joke |
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My Car was stolen!!!
- A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the ... Read the whole joke |
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My Darling Son Letter!
- Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don't worry about... Read the whole joke |
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My Grandparents
- After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about how they spent their... Read the whole joke |
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My Granny\\\'s Better!
- Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That's not... Read the whole joke |
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My husband's last wish!
- Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.He says, ... Read the whole joke |
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My King Henry joke
- Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A: Scratching at the lid of his cof... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
My Only Extravagance
- "Okay," said the wife, "I'll admit I like to spend money, but it's the only extravagance I have!"... Read the whole joke |
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My Pa Won't Like It
- A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noi... Read the whole joke |
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My Paw
- A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles up to the bar and announces: "I'm... Read the whole joke |
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My twenty cents
- Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That's mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there thi... Read the whole joke |
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My wife...
- My wife's gone to the West Indies.J'ya make'er?No, Barbados.... Read the whole joke |
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Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
- There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would be nice to have a talking ... Read the whole joke |
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Mysteries of T.V.
- Things You Wouldn't Know Without The Tube All Of Life's Mysteries Are On TV If staying in a haunted ... Read the whole joke |
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Mystery Writer
- Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.... Read the whole joke |
