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S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
- Special High Intensity Training - S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSU... Read the whole joke |
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Sad News
- Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remem... Read the whole joke |
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Saddam and Clinton
- What might've happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of tal... Read the whole joke |
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Safety tip
- Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive... Read the whole joke |
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Saggy Boobs
- Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna thi... Read the whole joke |
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Same Aid
- One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband and wife to be hard-of-heari... Read the whole joke |
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Samples Needed
- My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a s... Read the whole joke |
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Santa
- Santa comes once a year - but when he does he fills your stocking!... Read the whole joke |
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Santa in Ethiopia
- Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He was there, with all... Read the whole joke |
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Santa's Reindeer
- Santa's Reindeer are girls and here's the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,... Read the whole joke |
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Santa, we\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re worried about you.
- Dear Santa: We're worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-ni... Read the whole joke |
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Santa\\\'s Entrance
- If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large ho... Read the whole joke |
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Satisfaction Guaranteed
- A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guarantee... Read the whole joke |
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Saved Your Privates
- A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from the anesthe... Read the whole joke |
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Saving the Oppossum!
- Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that moth... Read the whole joke |
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Saving Up
- This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down ... Read the whole joke |
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Say When Giving Birth
- Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure it's mine?... Read the whole joke |
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Scale A Fence
- Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on the other side.... Read the whole joke |
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Scaled Glass Wall
- Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.... Read the whole joke |
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Scared half to death
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?... Read the whole joke |
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Scary Seven
- Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!... Read the whole joke |
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Schingwers
- Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica is a hooker, O... Read the whole joke |
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Schizophrenia
- What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You're never alone!... Read the whole joke |
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Scientists and the Mermaid!
- These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all of their gear and headed... Read the whole joke |
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Scottie (Star Trek)
- Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie....NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!... Read the whole joke |
