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| 1 |
Take The Pill
- Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the week it is.... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Taking Dweebonics Classes
- TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways to smile.9. Whe... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Taking It With You
- As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at ... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Taliban's Fall TV Line-Up
- The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Sudden... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Talk like an adult!
- The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their c... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Talk with God
- MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know, I made her that way so yo... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Talking Dog
- A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to the barstool and sit down. The owner orders ... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Talking Frog
- My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when he heard a tiny voice calling to ... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Tampons
- Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife's request to buy her some tampons. About an hour later he comes... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Tampons With Long Strings
- Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Taste It
- A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a ... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Taste Test
- A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory per... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Tasty Lawyer?
- The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the ... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
- This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most inner ... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Tattoo On Her Butt
- There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a beautiful little China doll.He... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Tea Time
- Something to ponder... Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Tech Support
- Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I want a new one." Tech Support: "What seems to be the p... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Tech Support (Classic)
- "Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort o... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Technological Doctor
- One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor."His fr... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Tee Shirt Lines
- "Filthy Stinking Rich... Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad""I Used Up All My Sick Days... So I Called... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Tee Time!
- A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice ... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Telepath wanted
- Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Telephone Difference
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Tell Me
- A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.The ol... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Tell me a Story!
- A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an article about the area. He meets ... Read the whole joke |
