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The Origin of Chapstick
- The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local she... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
The Other Side
- Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
The overweight blonde.
- A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
The Panda Bear
- A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gi... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
The Parrot
- There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He ... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
The parrot who wouldn\\\'t talk.
- A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover of talking parrots asked if ... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
The Parrots
- A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
The Parting of the Red Sea
- How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
The Pastor\\\\\\\'s Last Stand
- A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse ... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
The Pearly Gates
- A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who`s dressed in s... Read the whole joke |
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The Pearly Gates Computer
- A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is ... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
The Pepsi plane crash...
- There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
The perfect couple.
- Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfe... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
The Perfect Gift!
- A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife. The storekeeper said he kne... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
The Perfect Story
- There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect weddi... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
The Pessimist!
- An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
The Pharmacy
- A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he star... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
The phone call...
- The phone call...A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a bl... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
The Poo List!
- The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
The pop machine.
- There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
The Pope And Clinton
- After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that they had a ver... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
The Pope and the Rams
- What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome have in common?They b... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
The Prayer.
- A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to writ... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
The Preacher and the Donkey
- A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was a fortune in horse racing, so... Read the whole joke |
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The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
- A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in s... Read the whole joke |
