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U of Berkeley Products
- There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coinc... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Ugly Growth
- I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was my mother-in-law.... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Ultimate rejection!
- What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Ultra dumb people 01
- The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Ultra dumb people 02
- A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Appar... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Uncircumcised
- Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant.... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Undecided
- The confused young man couldn't decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as he might, he just c... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Under The Truck
- A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Understanding Your Paycheck:
- Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 ... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Underwear
- Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Undocumented Windows Errors
- ?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet?WinErr: 003 Dynamic linkin... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Unengaged Brain
- PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Unfaithful Mates
- Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, "I think... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Unfaithful?
- An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, "Sarah, we are about to... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Universal Corporate Translator
- "ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION":You'll be making under $6 an hour.- - - - -"ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Universal excuse form.
- The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that you may have encountered. W... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Universal Grade Change Form
- ____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my g... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Unmarried In BMW
- Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Until Twelve
- I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold my balls!... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Up in Heaven
- A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they get there they are stopped by S... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
- Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 ... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
- Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the new prog... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Upset golfers
- Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting frustrated, though, be... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Urine Resample
- A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny ... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
US Air Force Humor!
- "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the n... Read the whole joke |
