||Waiting to be sized
- An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind the counter if they sell extra la... Read the whole joke
- Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every m... Read the whole joke
||Walk through the park
- One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette sto... Read the whole joke
- Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?Because even then, men coul... Read the whole joke
||Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
- So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?"The ... Read the whole joke
- Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs, who apprec... Read the whole joke
||Warning Labels On Booze!
- THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES TO TIP OFF DRINKER... Read the whole joke
||Warning: Ignore the parrot!
- On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He asks the s... Read the whole joke
||WARNING: New Virus Alert!
- *** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled "Fighting Canaries," delete it immediately. Do ... Read the whole joke
||WARNING: Puns Ahead!
- Love 'em or hate 'em, it's Pun time. Puns, or "groaners" like some folks like to call them are fun. ... Read the whole joke
||Wash Hair In Sink
- Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash veget... Read the whole joke
- There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked in on her taking a shower & he saw... Read the whole joke
||Washing Machine Is Better
- Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing mach... Read the whole joke
||Washing the Dog
- A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a box of laundry detergent... Read the whole joke
||Washing the Dog!
- Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our ... Read the whole joke
||Watch those buttons
- One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet. Whilst on this luxury aeroplane Ma... Read the whole joke
||Watch what you say!
- My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and sa... Read the whole joke
||Watcha Gonna Be Son?
- An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new grandson.The old man looks at his son and ... Read the whole joke
- What is a waterfall that goes upwards?...Viagrafalls... Read the whole joke
||Way to have FUN while shopping!
- Have some fun on your next shopping trip, try these...Hide in the clothing racks and when people bro... Read the whole joke
||Ways A Nerd Can Impress
- Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads of tens and twenties you cre... Read the whole joke
||Ways to Annoy People
- 1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.2. In the memo fi... Read the whole joke
||Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
- 20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18. Someone tore down the wall... Read the whole joke
||Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
- Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries ... Read the whole joke
||Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
- Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down. Insist that the caller is ... Read the whole joke