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Yo Momma is so fat.......
- Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are fami... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
- Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration w... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Yo momma so fat
- Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Yo Momma so Old
- Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
yo momma so stupid
- yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said ... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
yo momma's SO fat....
- yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
YO MOMMA'S So OLD...
- Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Yo Momma\'s So Fat
- Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Yo' Mama Jokes
- Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Yogi Bear
- Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Bo... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
You Are A Geek If...
- How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your car cost $500.00... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
You Are No Longer "Cool" When
- You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ear... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
You are under arrest!
- A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cl... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
You be the Judge!
- A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.Th... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
You Caught My Eye
- A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to c... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
You don\'t want to hear these!
- Things you don't want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 2. ... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
You got Mail!
- One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching. 5 minutes later... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics
- You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended ... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
You just might be a Redneck if...
- You Just Might Be A Redneck If...You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Ja... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING...
- YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS AT HALF MAST. THE POSTAL WORK... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
You know you are a teacher if...
- You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find humor in other people... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
You know you are in a small town...
- You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
You know you are in a Texas church when
- People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to h... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
You Know You're Getting Older When
- You Know You're Getting Older When...Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.The gleam ... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
You Know You're Having a Bad Day When...
- Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists. You've been at work 3 hours b... Read the whole joke |
