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Your co-worker is a computer hacker - 10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari... Read the whole joke |
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Your Funeral - There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: "What do you want your family and... Read the whole joke |
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Your Job - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.... Read the whole joke |
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Your Kind of Man - Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a... Read the whole joke |
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Your mama so stupid - Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!... Read the whole joke |
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Your mom is so fat... - Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!... Read the whole joke |
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Your mom is soooo fat... - Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!... Read the whole joke |
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Your Momma - Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Your momma is so fat.... - Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Your Momma is so ugly - Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Your momma is... - Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Your Mommas... - Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Your Momma\'s So Fat.. - Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Your Momma\'s so stupid... - Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Your Momma\\\'s so fat - Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If... - Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the w... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Your very first time! - It's your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for ... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Your're a redneck if... - You're a redneck if...-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Your\\\'re What? - A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words:... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
You\\\'re a Redneck if... - You Might Be A Redneck... ...If your dad walks u to school 'cause you're in the same grade! ...If u ... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s so fat - Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell "TAXI!"... Read the whole joke |
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Yo\' Momma is... - Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her wha... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\' mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s so fat... - Yo' mama's so fat when she get's out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California.... Read the whole joke |