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Title |
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Dirty jokes - 19991
- Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force
One. Bill looks at
Al, chuckles and says, "You... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Dirty jokes - 19994
- A retired
four-star general ran into his
former orderly, also retired, in a
Manhattan bar and s... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Dirty jokes - 19995
- A drunk gets
up from the bar and heads for
the bathroom. A few minutes
later,
a loud, blood c... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Dirty jokes - 20000
- A couple was having some
trouble, so they
did the right thing and went to a
marriage counselor.... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Dirty jokes - 20001
- Two elderly Southern women are
sitting on
the veranda sipping lemonade and
reminiscing about o... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Dirty jokes - 20002
- Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says,
"Ya know, when
I was 30 and got a hard-on, I could... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Dirty jokes - 20003
- Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing
home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Dirty jokes - 20007
- A guy goes into a costume shop. He says,
"I'm going to a
costume party, I want to go as Adam." ... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Dirty jokes - 20008
- They now have an Italian airline that flies out
of Genoa.
It's called Genitalia.... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Dirty jokes - 20012
- Retired gentlemen went to apply for social
security.
After waiting in line for quite a long time... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Dirty jokes - 20015
- There were
these three little old ladies
sitting on a park bench minding their own
business wh... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Dirty jokes - 20018
- A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains,
leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in l... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Dirty jokes - 20019
- A little
old lady shaking violently as she
walks in to the pharmacy asks the
salesperson "do y... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Dirty jokes - 20021
- An elderly woman
decided to have her
portrait painted. She told the artist "Paint me with
diam... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Dirty jokes - 20022
- A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for
obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grand... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Dirty jokes - 20023
- Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.
As he leans over to begin working on her, she gr... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Dirty jokes - 20024
- This woman goes into a dentist's office,
after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry ... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Dirty jokes - 20025
- A dentist friend of mine
had a T-shirt which
said on the front: Let me put my tool in your
mou... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Dirty jokes - 20028
- Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering????
A:
More head room... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Dirty jokes - 20029
- Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS?
A: When they
aren't upright, they're grand.... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Dirty jokes - 20030
- Q: How do you get a
blonde pregnant?
A:
Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Dirty jokes - 20032
- Q: How do you
know a blonde likes you?
A:
She screws you two nights in a row.... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Dirty jokes - 20033
- Q: How do you get a blonde off of your
knees?
A: Come.... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Dirty jokes - 20034
- Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her
virginity?
A: Her crayons are still sticky.... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Dirty jokes - 20035
- Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls
down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!... Read the whole joke |
