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Title |
| 1 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20301
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
I'm a frog
What's wrong with that
I think I'm going to croak... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20302
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
vampire.
Necks please!... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20303
- Doctor how can I cure my sleep
walking?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20304
- Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she
is
a lift!
Well tell her to come in
I can't she doesn't st... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20305
- Doctor: You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: Tha... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20306
- Doctor:
You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as
clockwork.
Patient:
... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20307
- Doctor,
Doctor, everyone keeps
ignoring me.
Next please!... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20308
- Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like
a tee-pee and
other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're t... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20309
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
dog.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm ... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20310
- Doctor, Doctor I've a split
personality
Well, you'd better both sit down then!... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20311
- Doctor, Doctor I keep
thinking
I'm a nit
Will you get out of my hair!... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20312
- Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change!... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20313
- Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my
tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and ... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20314
- Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth,
foul breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20315
- Doctor, Doctor my
husband smells
like fish
Poor sole!... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20316
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
spider
What a web of lies!... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20317
- Doctor, Doctor I'm a
burglar!
Have you taken anything for it?... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20318
- Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image
of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy!... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20319
- Doctor, Doctor I've lost my
memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20320
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber
band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there an... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20321
- Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a
liar
I can't believe that!... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20322
- Doctor, Doctor I need something to
keep my
falling hair in
What about a matchbox!... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20323
- Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing
double.
Please sit on the couch.
Which one!... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20324
- Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an
insect
spinning around.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's goi... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20325
- Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a
moth
Get out of the way, your in my light!... Read the whole joke |
