| # |
Title |
| 1 |
Baby jokes - 17485
- Q: How many baby sitters
does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None, They don't make Pampers... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Baby jokes - 17486
- Dewey and Odell met
on the Brownsville main
street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and
yore w... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Baby jokes - 17487
- A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,
"Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Su... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Baby jokes - 17488
- Q:
Where does a white baby go when it dies?
A: Heaven
Q: What does it get?
A: Wings
... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Baby jokes - 17489
- Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A:
Michael Jackson's hand !!... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Baby jokes - 17490
- Q: What's pink and red and can't turn
round
in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javellin through i... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Baby jokes - 17491
- A family of ducks were
walking down the road
when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Baby jokes - 17492
- Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Baby jokes - 17493
- Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
in blue?
Because they can't dress themselves.... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Baby jokes - 17494
- I got a letter from my sister.
She just had a
baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or gir... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Baby jokes - 17495
- Why does a mother carry
her baby?
The baby
can't carry the mother.... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Baby jokes - 17496
- How does a baby ghost cry?
"Boo-hoo!
Boo-hoo!"... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Baby jokes - 17497
- What do you get if you cross a mountain and a
baby
?
A cry for Alp !... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Baby jokes - 17498
- What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers
?
Infantry !... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Baby jokes - 17499
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby !
Baby
who ?
Baby love, my baby love.... !... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Banana jokes - 16382
- Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they
hang around in bunches.... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Banana jokes - 16383
- How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down
and make a noise like a banana.... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Banana jokes - 16384
- Time flies like an
arrow, but fruit flies
like a banana.... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Banana jokes - 16385
- Tom: What did the banana say to
the elephant?
Nick: I don't know.
Tom: Nothing. Bananas can'... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Banana jokes - 16386
- Mandy: Our teacher went on a
special banana
diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but ... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Banana jokes - 17416
- How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can'... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Banana jokes - 17417
- Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Banana jokes - 17418
- Why did the banana go out with the
prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Banana jokes - 17419
- The last time I saw a face like
yours I
threw it a banana.... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Banana jokes - 17420
- They're not going to grow bananas any
longer.
Really?
Why not?
Because they're long enough... Read the whole joke |
