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Title |
| 1 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16906
- How do you know when a
woman
is about to say something smart?
- She starts her sentence with... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16907
- Why are
teachers happy at
Halloween parties?
Because there's lots of school spirit!... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16908
- What did the really ugly man
do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks.... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16909
- Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur
cross the road anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're
ext... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16910
- Why couldn't the
alligator
send e-mails on his PC?
Because it was on old croc.... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16911
- "Mommy, all the kids at school
say I'm
a werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not. Now shut... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16912
- Yo Momma is so
ugly that she
scares blind people!!!!... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16913
- Three women are about to be
executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a
blonde.
... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16914
- Why is it that at class reunions
you feel younger than everyone else looks?... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16915
- Do vampires get
AIDS?... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16916
- Why are cigarettes sold at gas
stations when smoking is prohibited
there?... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16917
- Q. What does a woman's asshole
do when she is having an orgasm?
A. He is usually home with the
... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16919
- Q: How do you know if a blonde
has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16920
- Little
Mary was not the best
student in Sunday School. Usually she slept
through the class. On... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16921
- This guy
goes to the zoo one
day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage,
a gust of win... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16922
- A drunk stammers out of a bar and
runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Jesu... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16923
- A Texan walks into a pub in
Ireland and
clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I h... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16924
- What do monkeys sing at Christmas
?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16926
- A married couple was in a
terrible accident where the
woman's face was severely burned.
The ... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16927
- Q: Why
don't blind people
skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16928
- A blind man walks into a store
with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16929
- Sherlock Holmes and Matthew
Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and w... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16930
- An Englishman,
Frenchman,
Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane
when ... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16931
- The desk
sergeant answered
the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've
got to help... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16932
- After my wife and her former best
buddy, another
Air Force wife, were separated by a move that p... Read the whole joke |
