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Title |
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Old age jokes - 24086
- How can you tell an old person from a young
person?
An old person can sing and brush their teeth... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Old age jokes - 24087
- Why is it easy to break in to an old man's
house?
Because his gait is broken, and his locks ar... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Old age jokes - 24088
- My grandma has so
many wrinkles she has to
screw her hat on.... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Old age jokes - 24089
- "Grandma, why don't you
drink tea
anymore?" "I don't like it ever since that tea bag got
stuck... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Old age jokes - 24090
- An 80-year-old man is having his annual
checkup.
The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've nev... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Old age jokes - 24091
- Two elderly ladies had been friends for many
decades.
Over the years they had shared all kinds o... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Old age jokes - 24092
- Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a
new primary care physician. After two visits and ex... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Old age jokes - 24093
- Do you think my skin is starting to show its
age?"
"I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Old age jokes - 24094
- How can you tell that
you're getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Old age jokes - 24095
- Are you
getting older and wiser?
No,
he's getting older and wider!... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Old age jokes - 24096
- A grandmother was telling her
little
granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to ... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Old age jokes - 24097
- You have to stay in shape. My grandmother
started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She'... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Old age jokes - 24098
- One day, a grandpa and his grandson
go
golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is ... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Parent jokes - 16754
- Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by
eleven o'clock."
She said, "But Father, I'm... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Parent jokes - 16755
- With four
daughters and one son always
dashing to school activities and part-time
jobs, our sc... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Parent jokes - 16756
- A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My
wife is pregnant, and
her contractions are only two... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Parent jokes - 16757
- A man
and his wife were making their first
doctor visit, the wife being
pregnant with their fi... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Parent jokes - 16758
- The man passed out in a dead faint as he came
out of
his front door onto the porch.
Someone ... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Parent jokes - 24099
- When our second child was on the way, my wife
and I
attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples ... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Parent jokes - 24100
- On a
flight to Florida, I was preparing my
notes for one of the parent-education
seminars I co... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Parent jokes - 24101
- For two solid hours, the lady
sitting next
to a man on an airplane had told him about her
gran... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Parent jokes - 24102
- A woman meant to call a record store but dialed
the
wrong number and got a private home instead.... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Parent jokes - 24103
- Kids can sometimes ask the toughest
questions.
Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?
Father... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Parent jokes - 24104
- For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his
first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sist... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Parent jokes - 24105
- Four
expectant fathers were in a
Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while
their wives were in ... Read the whole joke |
