| # |
Title |
| 1 |
Bed jokes - 16412
- Who stole the sheets from the bed?
Bed
buglars.... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Bed jokes - 16413
- What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
Sleep in the wardrobe.... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Bed jokes - 16414
- What do you call a python with a great bedside
manner?
A snake charmer.... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Bed jokes - 16415
- What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
Run!... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Bed jokes - 16416
- Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's
bed?
Son: I couldn't find a spider.... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Bed jokes - 17754
- Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed.
Oh, I'm all ... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Bed jokes - 17755
- Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
gooey, bug-eyed monsters
playing tiddley winks ... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Bed jokes - 17756
- Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.
Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Bed jokes - 17757
- The
hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered
bed and board, but it was
impossible to say whi... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Bed jokes - 17758
- A little
boy came downstairs crying late one
night.
"What's wrong?" asked his mother.
"Do pe... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Bed jokes - 17759
- Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.
"I've just bought a pig," said the first.
"Bu... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Bed jokes - 17760
- When Mr Maxwell's wife left him,
he couldn't
sleep.
Why was that?
She had taken the bed.... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Bed jokes - 17761
- Why did the composer spend all his time in
bed?
He wrote sheet music.... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Bed jokes - 17762
- I don't think my Mom knows much about
children.
Why do you say that? Because she always puts m... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Bed jokes - 17763
- I was once in a play called
Breakfast In Bed.
Did you have a big role?
No, just toast and mar... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Bed jokes - 17764
- Did you hear about the granny who plugged her
electric blanket into the toaster by mistake?
Sh... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Bed jokes - 17765
- What is the softest bed for a
baby to sleep
on?
Cot-on-wool.... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Bed jokes - 17766
- You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's
not
good for you to go to bed on a full stomach... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Bed jokes - 17767
- I'd like to buy a bed,
please.
Certainly,
madam. Spring mattress?
Oh, no! I want to be able t... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Bed jokes - 17768
- Three boys were sharing
the same bed on
holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided ... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Bed jokes - 17769
- How can you shorten a bed?
Don't sleep long
in it.... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Bed jokes - 17770
- I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm
afraid you'll have to make your own bed.
Oh, that's ... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Bed jokes - 17771
- A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her
house after
dark. 'Hello, Jenny,' said the nei... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Bed jokes - 17772
- Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Bed jokes - 17773
- Why do people go to bed?
Because the bed
won't come to them.... Read the whole joke |
