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Title |
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Police jokes - 24493
- Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the
state highway in
Waxahachie, Texas. As they were... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Police jokes - 24494
- A defense attorney was cross-examining
a
police officer during
a felony trial - it went like th... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Police jokes - 24495
- A local law enforcement officer stops a car for
traveling
faster than
the posted speed limit. S... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Police jokes - 24496
- A local policeman had just finished his shift
one
cold November evening and was at home with his... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Police jokes - 24497
- An off-duty
police officer, familiar with
radar guns,
drove through a school zone within the le... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Police jokes - 24498
- "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the
police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this v... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Police jokes - 24499
- Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have
this accident?
Motorist: Well, the sign just there ... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Police jokes - 24500
- The police are looking for a
thief with one
eye
Why don't they use two?... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Police jokes - 24501
- Police officer: And what do you think you
are doing on this road, Dracula?
Dracula: Looking fo... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Police jokes - 24502
- What did the police
officer say to his
stomach?
I've got you under a vest.... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Police jokes - 24503
- What nickname did the police give to the new
blonde woman police officer?
A fair cop.... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Police jokes - 24504
- What nickname did the police give to the new
blonde woman
police officer?
A fair cop.... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Police jokes - 24505
- "I'll have to report you, sir," said the
traffic cop
to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 ... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Police jokes - 24506
- How can you tell if you are looking at a police
glow-worm?
He has a flashing light.... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Police jokes - 24507
- Woman: Officer you must help. I've just
lost my wig.
Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll c... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Police jokes - 24508
- Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you
back there?
Motorist: I thought you were saying ... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Police jokes - 24509
- Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me
that ticket?
Policeman: It was a moving violation.... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Police jokes - 24510
- Police Chief: Why are you
putting handcuffs
on that building?
Officer: I'm making a house arres... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Police jokes - 24511
- Police Chief: Why did you arrest
that
doctor?
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Police jokes - 24512
- Police Chief: Why
did you ticket the
computer?
Officer: It was speeding along the information h... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Police jokes - 24513
- Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that
criminal?
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Police jokes - 24514
- Police Chief:
Why do you spend all your
time trying to hit flies?
Officer: You assigned me to t... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Police jokes - 24515
- Veronica was
practicing the piano when
suddenly there was a loud pounding on the
front door. S... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Police jokes - 24516
- Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?
The first knows how to read, the second knows how t... Read the whole joke |
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Police jokes - 24518
- Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street)
Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospit... Read the whole joke |
