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Title |
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Restaurant jokes - 24783
- "What's the matter with your dinner
?"
"Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell ... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Restaurant jokes - 24784
- Is your food spicy Sir ?
No, smoke
always comes out of my ears !... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Restaurant jokes - 24785
- Young woman sat down in small
restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order.
"I'll have a... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Restaurant jokes - 24786
- The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant
recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a ... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Restaurant jokes - 24787
- There was an awful fight at the seafood
restaurant.
Four fish got battered!... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Restaurant jokes - 24788
- Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play
requests?
Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks unt... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Restaurant jokes - 24789
- Q:What did one plate say to the other
plate?
A:('Lunch is on me!')... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Restaurant jokes - 24790
- A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner
one night. The waiter tells them the night's special... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Restaurant jokes - 24791
- Sign at restaurant reads:
Eat here diet
home... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Salesmen jokes - 16789
- A salesman walking along the beach found a
bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie app... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Salesmen jokes - 16790
- How do salespeople traditionally greet each
other?
"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Salesmen jokes - 16791
- A salesman was
demonstrating unbreakable
combs in a department store. He was impressing the
pe... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Salesmen jokes - 16792
- Two shoe salespeople were
sent to Africa
to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one ... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Salesmen jokes - 24793
- A salesman who was out on his territory had a
heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Salesmen jokes - 24794
- How can you tell when a salesperson is
lying?
His lips are moving.... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Salesmen jokes - 24795
- A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman
manages
to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural
... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Salesmen jokes - 24796
- The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job
as a
vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. Af... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Salesmen jokes - 24797
- A
traveling salesman was held up by a bad
storm in the Hawaiian Islands.
He sent an e-mail to ... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Salesmen jokes - 24798
- Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't
let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on i... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Salesmen jokes - 24799
- The couple
was standing staring at one of
the more expensive models in the auto
showroom. A sa... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Salesmen jokes - 24800
- An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in
his efforts
to sell a policy to a farmer. "Look at ... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Salesmen jokes - 24801
- A policeman came upon a super-salesman about
to jump from a bridge
and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Pl... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Salesmen jokes - 24802
- A woman was shopping in a
fairly nice
dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked th... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Salesmen jokes - 24803
- Had a door-to-door salesman call one time
selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Salesmen jokes - 24804
- Patient: Doctor, you
have to help me stop
talking to myself.
Doctor: Why is that?
Patient: I... Read the whole joke |
