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Title |
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School jokes - 24950
- Teacher: Why does the
statue of liberty
stand in New York harbour ?
Pupil: Because it can't sit... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
School jokes - 24951
- Teacher: Give me three reasons
why the
world is round
Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says s... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
School jokes - 24952
- Teacher:
Are you good at math ?
Pupil:
Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Yes, I'm... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
School jokes - 24953
- Teacher: What's 2 and 2
Pupil:
4
Teacher: That's good
Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect !... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
School jokes - 24954
- Teacher: How much is half of 8
Pupil: Up and
down or across ?
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
School jokes - 24955
- The
teacher was reviewing counting with her
first-grade class. "Jackie,"
she asked, "can you c... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
School jokes - 24956
- Teacher:
Can you count to 10?
Fred: Yes,
teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
School jokes - 24957
- Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another
there, how many eggs will there be?
Fred: None!
Fre... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
School jokes - 24958
- TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is
the difference?
Stella: That's what I say, what's... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
School jokes - 24959
- Fred: I've
added these figures ten times.
Teacher: Good work!
Fred: And here are my ten answ... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
School jokes - 24960
- Teacher: If I gave you three
rabbits today
and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
School jokes - 24961
- "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days
she asked us how much
is two and two. We told her ... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
School jokes - 24962
- How are you doing in arithmetic ?
I've
learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giv... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
School jokes - 24963
- Fred: I got 100 in school today.
Mother:
Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?
Jason: Two things: ... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
School jokes - 24964
- If you had one dollar and you
asked your
father for another, how many dollars would you have?
... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
School jokes - 24965
- Jackie stood quietly as her father
examined
her report card.
"What is this 45 in math?" asked h... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
School jokes - 24966
- If I had
five coconuts and I gave you
three, how many would I have left ?
I don't know.
Why no... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
School jokes - 24967
- The
teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on
counting. Jackie got things
started by counting fr... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
School jokes - 24968
- Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the
fish tank !
Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in y... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
School jokes - 24969
- Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?
Pupil
: No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
School jokes - 24970
- Teacher : What are
you reading ?
Pupil :
I dunno !
Teacher : But you're reading aloud !
Pupil... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
School jokes - 24971
- Teacher : What's happens to gold
when it
is exposed to the air ?
Pupil : It's stolen !... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
School jokes - 24972
- Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word
lettuce !
Pupil : Let us out of school early !... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
School jokes - 24973
- Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while
studying.
Billy : Oh, but I'm not studying - just w... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
School jokes - 24974
- Teacher : Give
me a sentence with the words
defence, defeat and detail in it.
Pupil : When a ho... Read the whole joke |
