||School jokes - 24975
- Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk
and the boy next to you
took three what would you ... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24976
- Teacher : What is a comet ?
Pupil : A star
with a tail
Teacher: Can you name one ?
Pupil: Lassi... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24977
- Teacher : The word politics - can you give me
example of how to use it ?
Pupil : My parrot s... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24978
- Teacher : What is the most common phrase used
in school ?
Pupil : I don't know
Teacher: Correc... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24979
- Teacher : Why are you the only child in the
classroom today ?
Pupil : Because I was the only on... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24980
- Father: Well Son, how are your exam results
Son: They're under water
Father: What do you mean ... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24981
- Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30
minutes for each question.
Pupil : How long for th... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24982
- Teacher : What are you doing,
school ten minutes late ?
Pupil : Well you told me ... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24983
- Where do children learn their ABC's ?
LMN-tary school !... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24984
- Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !
No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24985
- Teacher: This note from your father looks like
your handwriting ?
Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed m... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24986
- Teacher : Would you at the
back of the room
stop passing notes.
Pupil : We're not passing notes... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24987
- Are you in
the top half of your class
No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possi... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24988
- Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good,
but where is the wagon ?
Pupil: The horse will d... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24989
- Teacher: Why are you picking your
Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24990
- Teacher : Why are you
reading the last
pages of your history book first ?
Pupil: I want to know... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24991
- Teacher: If you have five
haystacks in one
corner, five in another and two in another, how many ... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24992
- Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting
our waters ?
Pupil: Stop taking baths ?... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24993
- Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your
head overnight ?
Pupil : Of course, I've had this c... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24994
do French pupils say after finishing
their school dinners ?
Mercy !... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24995
- Mother: What was the first thing you learned in
Daughter: How to talk without moving my l... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24996
- How do bees get to
buzz !... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24997
- Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in
one day ?
Pupil: I get up early !... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24998
- Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning
About an hour and a half after I arrived at s... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24999
- Mother: How do you
like your new teacher
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for th... Read the whole joke