| # |
Title |
| 1 |
Witch jokes - 25985
- Why did the witch keep turning people into
Mickey
Mouse?
She was having Disney spells.... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Witch jokes - 25986
- Have you heard about the goodweather
witch?
She's forecasting sunny spells.... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Witch jokes - 25987
- Why was the student witch so bad at
essays?
Because she couldn't spell properly.... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Witch jokes - 25988
- What's the favorite subject of young witches at
school?
Spelling.... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Witch jokes - 25989
- What happens if you see twin witches?
You
won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Witch jokes - 25990
- How do witches lose
weight?
They join
weight witches.... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Witch jokes - 25991
- What has handles and flies?
A witch in a
garbage can.... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Witch jokes - 25992
- What did the doctor say to the witch in
hospital?
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Witch jokes - 25993
- Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
So she could walk across snooker tables without... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Witch jokes - 25994
- What do
you call a witch who climbs up
walls?
Ivy.... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Witch jokes - 25995
- What do you call a witch with one leg?
Eileen.... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Witch jokes - 25996
- What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy trainers.... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Witch jokes - 25997
- What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a
minefield.... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Witch jokes - 25998
- Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because
there's no point in it.... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Witch jokes - 25999
- What do you call a witch that stays out all
night?
A fresh air freak.... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Witch jokes - 26000
- How can you make a witch itch?
Take away her
"W."... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Witch jokes - 26001
- What does a witch enjoy cooking
most?
Gnomelettes.... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Witch jokes - 26002
- What did the young witch say to her
mother?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Witch jokes - 26003
- Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a
broom? A: By witchful thinking.... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Witch jokes - 26004
- How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
She
holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove s... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Witch jokes - 26005
- 1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend
like
?
2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and total... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Witch jokes - 26006
- Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards
with my sister ?
Wizard: Well would you play with som... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Witch jokes - 26007
- First witch: My, hasn't your little
girl
grown ?
Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Witch jokes - 26008
- How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance
?
'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Witch jokes - 26009
- Did you hear about the witch who
turned her
friend into an egg?
She kept trying to poach her id... Read the whole joke |
