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Title |
| 1 |
Bird jokes - 17984
- "Look at that speed!"
said one hawk to
another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their
hea... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Birthday jokes - 16432
- A man asked his wife, "What would you most
like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Birthday jokes - 16433
- A couple have not been getting along for years,
so the husband
thinks,
"I'll buy my wife a ceme... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Birthday jokes - 16434
- Home - A -
Age Jokes
"That's an
excellent essay for someone your age," said the English
tea... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Birthday jokes - 16435
- Johnny was racing
around the garden on his
new bicycle and called out to his mother to
watch h... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Birthday jokes - 16436
- First boy: Are you having a party for your
birthday?
Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do.
Fi... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Birthday jokes - 17985
- Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my
birthday
. . .the bad news is that I don't get the... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Birthday jokes - 17986
- The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found a total
stranger standing on the doorstep. ... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Birthday jokes - 17987
- Fred: Have you noticed that your
mother
smells a bit funny these days?
Harry: No. Why?
Fred:... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Birthday jokes - 17988
- Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your birthday.
Harry: That was a kind thought.... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Birthday jokes - 17989
- I'd like to say
something nice about you
as it's your birthday.
Why don't you?
Because I can... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Birthday jokes - 17990
- A kindly old lady came across a little boy
sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's ... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Birthday jokes - 17991
- What did you get for your birthday?
Another year!... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Birthday jokes - 17992
- When is your birthday?
17th January.
What year?
Every year!... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Birthday jokes - 17993
- Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same
day as his
father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle ... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Birthday jokes - 17994
- Something
happened to me yesterday that
will never, ever, happen to me again.
How can you be s... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Birthday jokes - 17995
- How old were you on your last birthday?
Eight.
And how old will you be on your next birthday? ... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Birthday jokes - 17996
- Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It
certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Birthday jokes - 17997
- I forgot my brother's
birthday last
month.
What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Birthday jokes - 17998
- Will you come to my party on
Saturday?
Yes, please, What's the address?
25 The High Street. ... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Birthday jokes - 17999
- I've been shopping for
my wife's
birthday present.
What did you get her?
A bottle of expensi... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Birthday jokes - 18000
- Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her
birthday.
How lovely!
Yes, but he only did it so ... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Birthday jokes - 18001
- What's the greatest birthday
present?
Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Birthday jokes - 18002
- What did the burglar
give his wife for
her birthday?
A stole.... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Birthday jokes - 18003
- Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your
birthday.
Betty: That was a kind thought.... Read the whole joke |
