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Title |
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Blonde jokes - 18122
- Q: How do you get a blond
out of a
tree?
A: Wave... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Blonde jokes - 18123
- Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have
in
common?
A: They both have black roots.... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Blonde jokes - 18124
- Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What,
what?... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Blonde jokes - 18125
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a
computer?
A: You only have to punch information... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Blonde jokes - 18126
- Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat
hanger in
her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Blonde jokes - 18127
- Q: Why did the blonde drive
into the
ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Blonde jokes - 18128
- Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police
car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it w... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Blonde jokes - 18129
- Q: Why
did the blonde get so excited after
she finished her jigsaw puzzle in
only 6 months?
A... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Blonde jokes - 18130
- Q: How do you confuse a
blonde?
A: Ask
her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Blonde jokes - 18131
- Q: Did you hear about the
blond
skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Blonde jokes - 18132
- Q: What do you call four Blondes in a
Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Blonde jokes - 18133
- Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So
brunettes can remember them.... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Blonde jokes - 18134
- Q: Why can't blondes put in light
bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Blonde jokes - 18135
- Q: Did you hear about
the blonde
coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was ... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Blonde jokes - 18136
- Q:
When does a brunette have 1/2 of a
brain?
A: After a dye job.... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Blonde jokes - 18137
- Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Blonde jokes - 18138
- Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea
in the morning?
A: It swells at night.... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Blonde jokes - 18139
- Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that
90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She mo... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Blonde jokes - 18140
- A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is
cheating on
her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She ... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Blonde jokes - 18141
- A blonde walks up
to a Coke machine and
puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks
amaz... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Blonde jokes - 18142
- One morning this blonde calls her friend and
says, "Would you mind
coming over and helping me ou... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Blonde jokes - 18143
- A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on
an island.
One day, the three of them are wal... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Blonde jokes - 18145
- Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A.
Because she was raking up the leaves!... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Blonde jokes - 18146
- A blonde comes home from a
day of shopping
and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Blonde jokes - 18147
- One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney
Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land l... Read the whole joke |
