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Title |
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Cannibal jokes - 18708
- The cannibal king was having
dinner when
a servant came running in.
"Your Majesty," he said, "... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Cannibal jokes - 18709
- What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels.... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Cannibal jokes - 18710
- What is the cannibals' favorite game?
Swallow my Leader.... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Cannibal jokes - 18711
- What happened to the cannibal lion?
He
had to swallow his pride.... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Cannibal jokes - 18712
- Did you hear about the cannibal who went
vegetarian?
He couldn't stop eating swedes.... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Cannibal jokes - 18713
- Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend
home
for dinner.
Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and w... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Cannibal jokes - 18714
- A
cannibal chief was just about to stew
his latest victim for dinner when
the man protested,
... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Cannibal jokes - 18715
- First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.
Second cannibal: You should have left her in the ove... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Cannibal jokes - 18716
- A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us
to eat people,
why did he make them out of meat?... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Cannibal jokes - 18717
- A man is captured by cannibals,
every day
they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash do... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Cannibal jokes - 18718
- Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a
missionary and I feel sick !
Mom: Well, you know what they... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Cannibal jokes - 18719
- Was the principal's brother really a
missionary?
He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cann... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Cannibal jokes - 18720
- When a plane caught fire over the jungle the
pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The c... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Cannibal jokes - 18721
- 1st
Cannibal: I don't know what to make
of my boyfriend these days.
2nd Cannibal: How about a h... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Cannibal jokes - 18722
- What did the cannibal's parents
say when
she brought her boyfriend home ?
'Lovely, dear, he loo... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Cannibal jokes - 18723
- First cannibal: Who
was that girl I saw
you with last night ?
Second cannibal: That was no girl... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Cannibal jokes - 18724
- Two cannibals
were having lunch. 'Your
girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to
the other.
... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Cannibal jokes - 18725
- Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'
The ... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Cannibal jokes - 18726
- Why did the cannibal break up with his
girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Cannibal jokes - 18727
- What did the cannibal have for
lunch?
Baked beings (beans).... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Cannibal jokes - 18728
- How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give
them a hand !... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Cannibal jokes - 18729
- What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some
who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Cannibal jokes - 18730
- What do cannibal say when they say
grace?
''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Cannibal jokes - 18731
- What did the cannibal
say to the
explorer?
''Nice to meat you''!... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Cannibal jokes - 18732
- What do pygmy cannibals eat for
breakfast?
Weedie Bix!!... Read the whole joke |
