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Car and train jokes - 18899
- What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile....
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Car and train jokes - 18900
- My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car....
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Car and train jokes - 18901
- What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive....
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Car and train jokes - 18902
- Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One sai...
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Car and train jokes - 18903
- What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away.....
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Car and train jokes - 18904
- Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown....
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Car and train jokes - 18905
- If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most ...
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Car and train jokes - 18906
- What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him....
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Car and train jokes - 18907
- What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Re...
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Car and train jokes - 18908
- A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had ...
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Car and train jokes - 18909
- On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they ...
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Car and train jokes - 18910
- What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile....
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Car and train jokes - 18911
- What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales....
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Car and train jokes - 18912
- Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong ...
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Car and train jokes - 18913
- "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "There's a tree coming straight for us!"...
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Car and train jokes - 18914
- A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy ha...
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Car and train jokes - 18915
- You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can s...
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Car and train jokes - 18916
- My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, ...
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Car and train jokes - 18917
- A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the ma...
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Car and train jokes - 18918
- A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a con...
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Car and train jokes - 18919
- How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired....
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Car and train jokes - 18920
- Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers....
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Car and train jokes - 18921
- What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit ...
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Car and train jokes - 18922
- Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers....
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Car and train jokes - 18923
- Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with ...
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