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Car and train jokes - 18924
- Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it m...
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Car and train jokes - 18925
- Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool....
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Car and train jokes - 18926
- Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school....
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Car and train jokes - 18927
- Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my bos...
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Car and train jokes - 18928
- Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to...
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Car and train jokes - 18929
- Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I driv...
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Car and train jokes - 18930
- Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up....
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Car and train jokes - 18931
- Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed o...
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Car and train jokes - 18932
- Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic....
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Car and train jokes - 18933
- Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just su...
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Car and train jokes - 18934
- Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar....
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Car and train jokes - 18935
- Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car....
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Car and train jokes - 18936
- Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the g...
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Car and train jokes - 18937
- Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all...
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Car and train jokes - 18938
- Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you we...
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Car and train jokes - 18939
- Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hou...
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Car and train jokes - 18940
- Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was go...
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Car and train jokes - 18941
- Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street....
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Car and train jokes - 18942
- Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin....
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Car and train jokes - 18943
- Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago....
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Car and train jokes - 18944
- Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders....
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Car and train jokes - 18945
- Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slo...
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Car and train jokes - 18946
- Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motoris...
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Car and train jokes - 18947
- Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and ch...
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Car and train jokes - 18948
- Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read....
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