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Title |
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Children jokes - 19166
- The teacher asked Simon to say his name
backwards.
"No mis" he replied... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Children jokes - 19167
- Andy was away from school for 2 days because
he
had a flu. On the third day when he went back to... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Children jokes - 19168
- My granddaughter came to spend a few
weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I h... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Children jokes - 19169
- A sweet little boy
surprised his
grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He
m... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Children jokes - 19170
- A father is asked by his
friend, "Has
your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Children jokes - 19171
- Father: What did you learn in school today
?
Son: That three and three are seven.
Father: Three ... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Children jokes - 19172
- Father: You've
got 4 D's and a C on
your report.
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Children jokes - 19173
- Mother:
Let me see your report
son.
Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's bee... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Children jokes - 19174
- Mum: From now on your going to have free
school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school ... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Children jokes - 19175
- Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
grass but you've only
drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Children jokes - 19176
- Son to his father as they watch television:
"Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had ... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Children jokes - 19177
- A whole family was caught in
a small boat
during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but t... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Children jokes - 19178
- After the baby was baptized,
her
four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat ... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Children jokes - 19179
- Little
Johnny's class were on an outing
to their local police station where
they saw pictures,... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Children jokes - 19180
- A
schoolteacher was trying to teach her
six-year old class students how
to say the pledge of a... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Christmas jokes - 16492
- What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle
Bells, Jungle bells.. !... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Christmas jokes - 16493
- Why are Christmas trees like bad
knitters
?
They both drop their needles !... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Christmas jokes - 16494
- What did the bald man say when he got
a
comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Christmas jokes - 16495
- Why is a burning candle like being
thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Christmas jokes - 16496
- What do you get if you
cross an apple
with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Christmas jokes - 19181
- What do you give a train driver for
Christmas
?
Platform shoes !... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Christmas jokes - 19182
- What happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule
be happy !... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Christmas jokes - 19183
- Can I have a broken drum for
Christmas?
The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat i... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Christmas jokes - 19184
- What do
you get if you cross Father
Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues !... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Christmas jokes - 19185
- Father Christmas win a saucepan in a
competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck !... Read the whole joke |
