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Title |
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Divorce jokes - 20231
- With the divorce rate so high in America, a
new organization has been
formed called "Marriage Ano... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Divorce jokes - 20232
- A middle-aged
Jewish guy is out to dinner
with his wife to celebrate her fortieth
birthday.
... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Divorce jokes - 20233
- A man appears before a judge one day, asking
for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some pape... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Divorce jokes - 20234
- What do a
hurricane, a tornado, a fire and
a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you ... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Divorce jokes - 20235
- Q. What do a hurricane, a
tornado, and
a
redneck divorce all have in common?
A. Someone's g... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Divorce jokes - 20236
- Miss DeAngelo was a
none-too-bright young
woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of
beco... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Divorce jokes - 20237
- Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce
ended up
in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When ... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Divorce jokes - 20238
- Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: None. The sockets all went with ... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Divorce jokes - 20239
- Ruby Alice walked up to
the desk of a
Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the
let... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Divorce jokes - 20240
- Ralph was driving home one evening and
realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn'... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Divorce jokes - 20241
- An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New
York and says, "I
hate to ruin your day, but I ha... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Divorce jokes - 20242
- A married couple is driving down the
interstate doing
55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. H... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Divorce jokes - 20243
- A husband and wife were having dinner at a
very
fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning yo... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Divorce jokes - 20244
- A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office
wanting to file for
divorce.
Attorney: "May I hel... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Divorce jokes - 20245
- Question: Why is divorce so
expensive?
Answer: Because it's worth it.... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Divorce jokes - 20246
- My husband and I divorced over
religious
differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Divorce jokes - 20247
- A ninety-year-old couple decide
to get a
divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want ... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Divorce jokes - 20248
- Q: Why do divorced men get married
again?
A: Bad memory.... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Divorce jokes - 20249
- Definition of Divorce: The future tense of
marriage.... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Divorce jokes - 20250
- Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for
a divorce from her
husband in 1949 on grounds of d... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Divorce jokes - 20251
- A
guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising
his voice, asks to speak to
himself.
"Sorry, he ... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Divorce jokes - 20252
- Question: What's the
major cause of
divorce?
Answer: Once is not enough.... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Divorce jokes - 20253
- Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with th... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 16552
- A doctor and his wife were having a
big
argument at breakfast.
"You aren't so good in bed eithe... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 16553
- Did you hear the new penalty for
speeding in Illinois?
The first offense they give you Bears t... Read the whole joke |
