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Title |
| 1 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19747
- What lies on the ground 100 feet up in
the air and smells?
A dead centipede.... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19748
- What is the difference between a
musician and a
dead body?
One composes and the other decompos... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19749
- What has four legs, a tail,
whiskers and flies?
A dead cat.... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19750
- What do you call a man who has been
dead and buried for
thousands of years?
Pete.... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19751
- What's a zombie's favorite pop song?
Dead sails in the sunset.... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19752
- What do you find in a zombie's veins?
Dead blood corpuscles.... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19753
- Where do ghosts go for their holidays?
The Dead Sea.... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19754
- First ghoul: You don't look too well
today.
Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19755
- Did you hear about the man
who left
his job at the mortuary?
It was a dead end job.... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19756
- Did you hear about the two men who were
cremated at the same time?
It was a dead heat.... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19757
- If a man was born in England, raised in
America and died in Spain, what does that make him?
De... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19758
- Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the
waist down.
I'll arrange for you to be halfburied.... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19759
- Waiter, waiter! There's a
dead fly
in my soup.
Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19760
- Why did the monster
take a dead man
for a drive in his car?
Because he was a car-case.... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19761
- Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk,
and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?
Girl: ... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19762
- Did you hear about the do-it-yourself
funeral?
They just loosen the earth and you sink down by... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19763
- Did you
hear about the undertaker
who buried someone in the wrong place and was
sacked for the... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19764
- Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19765
- I was so sorry
to hear you buried
your mother last week.
Well, we had to, you know, she was dea... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19766
- A monster and a zombie went
into
the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of
... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19767
- Did you hear someone has invented a
coffin that just covers the head?
It's for people like you ... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19768
- The man who
was about to die said
to the Sheriff,
"Say, do I really have to die swinging from ... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19769
- A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher
were
sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was t... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19770
- At the inquest
into her husband's
death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the
coroner i... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19771
- A man
is calling on his best friend
to pay a condolence call the day after the
friend's wife h... Read the whole joke |
