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Title |
| 1 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21683
- What's a barber's favourite kind of
holiday?
Cruising on a clipper.... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21684
- Why does a barber never shave a man with
a
wooden leg?
Because he always uses a razor.... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21685
- Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Sir.
Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21686
- Barber: And how
old are you, little
man?
Fred: Eight.
Barber: And do you want a haircut?
F... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21687
- My barber is a specialist in road map
shaves.
How come?
When he's finished, your face is ful... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21688
- Barber: Were
you wearing a red scarf
when you came in? Customer: No.
Barber: Oh dear! Then I m... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21689
- Doctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?
Yes, here is... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21690
- Why did the bald man go outside ?
To
get some fresh hair !... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21691
- When can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
get your hair wet ?
When your bald !... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21692
- Janet came home from school and asked
her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair la... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21693
- Teacher: I see
you don't cut your
hair any longer.
Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21694
- Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down her back.
Harry: Pity it's not on her head!... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21695
- Is that your face or are you
wearing
your hair back to front today?... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21696
- What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all-over perm.... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21697
- Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
bald?
Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21698
- Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21699
- Customer: Why doesn't my
hairline
look good?
Barber: It's on the same old head.... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21700
- Customer: Why is my hairline
receding?
Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21701
- Karen: Have you noticed
that Daddy
is getting taller ?
Sharon: No, why ?
Karen: His head is st... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21702
- Who never gets his hair wet in the
shower? A bald man.... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21703
- What do you call a high-priced barber
shop?
A clip joint.... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21704
- For what person do all men take off
their hats?
The barber.... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21705
- If the Pilgrims came over on the
Mayflower, how did the
barbers arrive?
On clipper ships.... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21706
- How can you avoid falling hair?
Get
out of the way.... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21707
- Why was the lady's hair
angry?
Because she was always teasing it.... Read the whole joke |
