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Title |
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Mental health jokes - 23492
- The
psychology instructor had just
finished a lecture on mental health and
was giving an oral ... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Mental health jokes - 23493
- A guy had been feeling down for so long
that he finally decided to seek the aid of a
psychiatr... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Mental health jokes - 23494
- Why did the witch go to the
psychiatrist?
Because she thought everybody loved her.... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Mental health jokes - 23495
- Psychiatrist: Well, what's
your
problem?
Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black
shoes.
Psyc... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Mental health jokes - 23496
- What
happens if you tell a
psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?
He charges you double.... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Mental health jokes - 23497
- "The trouble is," said the entertainer
to
the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Mental health jokes - 23498
- Fred: "Why are you so upset?"
Harry:
"My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning."
... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Mental health jokes - 23499
- Patient: Why did you
charge me a
group rate?
Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Mental health jokes - 23500
- Did you hear about
the auto mechanic
who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying
under t... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Mental health jokes - 23501
- A woman entered a psychiatrist's
consulting room
leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husban... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Mental health jokes - 23502
- Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm
going
crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.
Amazing ! so ... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Mental health jokes - 23503
- What do you know when you see three
rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Mental health jokes - 23504
- Why is a psychiatrist like a
squirrel?
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Military jokes - 16719
- Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect
Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a go... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Military jokes - 16720
- General Heath, a famous lover of
parade
music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a ... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Military jokes - 16721
- A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do
you like
civilian life?"
"Terrible," he said gruffl... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Military jokes - 16722
- During an army basic training, the lieutenant
took the
batch on a match and asked each of them w... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Military jokes - 16723
- There was this General-in-training,
and his superioirs
were asking him questions "What happened ... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Military jokes - 23505
- SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING
1. ENTHUSIASM
2. DISILUSIONMENT
3. PANIC
... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Military jokes - 23506
- An airforce officer
goes to heaven and at
the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done
anyth... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Military jokes - 23507
- At a lesson in topography a
soldier was
asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Military jokes - 23508
- As the family gathered for a big dinner
together, the
youngest son had an announcement to make: ... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Military jokes - 23510
- One of my husband's duties as a novice drill
instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Military jokes - 23511
- A drill
sergeant had just chewed out one
of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he
turned ... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Military jokes - 23512
- The
cavalryman was galloping down the
road, rushing to catch up with his
regiment. Suddenly hi... Read the whole joke |
