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Title |
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Marriage jokes - 23150
- "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after
folding items the
woman wished to purchase. As she fumble... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Marriage jokes - 23151
- A
biologist phones his wife from his
office and says, "Honey, something has
just come up, I re... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Marriage jokes - 23152
- A mother and her child were at a wedding.
A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why ... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Marriage jokes - 23153
- A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
dearly
departed mother and started back toward his... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Marriage jokes - 23154
- A woman accompanied her husband to the
doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Marriage jokes - 23155
- Marriage is a three
ring circus:
- Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Marriage jokes - 23156
- During the wedding
rehearsal, the groom
approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look,
I'l... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Marriage jokes - 23157
- Never before had Sue looked in the box that
her
husband kept under their bed.
The box had be... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Marriage jokes - 23158
- "Honey," said this
husband to his wife,
"I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Marriage jokes - 23159
- A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking
care of her husband.
When he was slipping in an... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Marriage jokes - 23160
- A young couple got married and
left on
their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediatel... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Marriage jokes - 23161
- The man told his doctor that he wasn't able
to do
all the things around the house that he used t... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Marriage jokes - 23162
- A couple was celebrating their golden wedding
anniversary.
Their domestic tranquility had long b... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Marriage jokes - 23163
- One night, Peter was home
watching TV
when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died,
wo... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Marriage jokes - 23164
- Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, a... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Marriage jokes - 23165
- Q. What should you do if you see your
ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Marriage jokes - 23166
- What's the best way to get a man to remember
your anniversary?
Get married on his birthday.... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Marriage jokes - 23167
- What is the one thing that all men at
singles bars have in common?
They're married.... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Marriage jokes - 23168
- Personally I think one of the greatest things
about
marriage is that
as both husband and Father... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Marriage jokes - 23169
- As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife
were sitting outside
a Bethlehem souvenir shop, wa... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Marriage jokes - 23170
- In the midst of a veritable downpour, a
gallant
driver saw
a woman alone in the mud trying to c... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Marriage jokes - 23171
- A little girl
and a little boy were at
day care one day. The girl
approaches the boy and says,... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Marriage jokes - 23172
- Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his
wife, called the
insurance
company ...
Susan: We ha... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Marriage jokes - 23173
- A
man was walking in the street when he
heard a voice: "Stop! Stand
still! If you take one mor... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Marriage jokes - 23174
- A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing
his wife when
he found her with a neighbor. Upon bei... Read the whole joke |
