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Religious jokes - 24709
- On the steps of this church two pan handlers
were doing
their daily
business. One wore a large ... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Religious jokes - 24710
- The
local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled
out of
the town tavern.
"Paddy," he sai... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Religious jokes - 24711
- The priest was preparing a man for his long
day's journey into night.
Whispering firmly, the pr... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Religious jokes - 24712
- Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley
checks estimates for the flower
decoration of the altar.
... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Religious jokes - 24713
- Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing
for Passover?"
Jesus says, "Just hanging around."... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Religious jokes - 24714
- Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy
Hospital
(a Catholic hospital),
and taken quickly in for coronar... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Religious jokes - 24715
- Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic
Satanist?
A: He sold his soul to Santa.... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Religious jokes - 24716
- Q: What's the difference between Jesus and
a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to han... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Religious jokes - 24717
- Several years ago, the
Catholic Church
required women to wear a head
covering in order to enter... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Religious jokes - 24718
- Jesus and Moses
are sitting in a boat
fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I
want to do a miracle ... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Religious jokes - 24719
- A little Catholic
kid was praying as
hard as he could.
'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a
car... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Religious jokes - 24720
- While leading the Friday evening
services, the Rabbi noticed a member of
the congregation, Bern... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Religious jokes - 24721
- Three Pastors from the south were having
lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya
know, since summer st... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Religious jokes - 24722
- A little nine year old girl
was in
church with her mother when she started
feeling ill. "Mommy... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Religious jokes - 24723
- The church was conducting its annual fund
drive. One member of the
congregation said, "I give te... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Religious jokes - 24724
- A preacher was completing
a temperance
sermon: with great
expression he said, "If I had all th... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Religious jokes - 24725
- And Jesus said unto his disciples,
"Whom
do men say
that I am?"
And His disciples answered ... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Religious jokes - 24726
- Two nuns were driving alone out in the
boonies. They ran out of gas.
Fortunately they could wa... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Religious jokes - 24727
- Q. How
can you tell if someone is half
Catholic and half Jewish?
A. When he goes to confession,... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Religious jokes - 24728
- A Jesuit,
a Dominican and a Franciscan
were walking along an old road,
debating the greatness ... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Religious jokes - 24729
- On
the airplane on his way back to Rome,
the Pope was doing a crossword
puzzle. After a while,... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Religious jokes - 24730
- One day God called the Pope, and he
said
"John Paul I have good news and
bad news. First the g... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Religious jokes - 24731
- A priest was vested in his surplus and
cassock ready to process at the
beginning of the servic... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Religious jokes - 24732
- Seymour was a good and pious man, and when
he passed away,
the Lord
himself greeted him at the... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Religious jokes - 24733
- Before performing a baptism, the priest
approached the
young father and
said solemnly, "Baptis... Read the whole joke |
