| # |
Title |
| 1 |
Salesmen jokes - 24814
- Customer: You
said these pants were pure
wool, but the label says "all cotton."
Salesman: Oh, t... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Salesmen jokes - 24815
- Ned: What does
your Dad sell ?
Ed:
Salt.
Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.
Ed: Shake.... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Salesmen jokes - 24816
- What does a carpet salesman give his wife for
Valentine's
Day?
Rugs and kisses!... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Salesmen jokes - 24817
- A famous art collector is walking through the
city
when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Salesmen jokes - 24818
- What happened when the man asked the salesman
for a good belt?
"O.K., you asked for it," the sa... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Salesmen jokes - 24819
- What do you have to know to be a real estate
salesman?
Lots.... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Salesmen jokes - 24820
- What salesman has the slickest line?
A
hair grease salesman.... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Salesmen jokes - 24821
- A realty salesman had just closed his first
deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Salesmen jokes - 24822
- "Is your mother home?" the
salesman asked
a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. ... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
School jokes - 16794
- Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil:
4
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
School jokes - 16795
- Teacher: Who can tell me where
Hadrians Wall
is?
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden m... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
School jokes - 16796
- Teacher: Why
does the statue of liberty
stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit ... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
School jokes - 16797
- Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I
lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
School jokes - 16798
- Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is
4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair!
You answer the easy ones and... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
School jokes - 24823
- When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it
remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there a... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
School jokes - 24824
- Why did the teacher put the
lights
on?
Because the class was so dim!... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
School jokes - 24825
- Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up
and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil:... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
School jokes - 24826
- Great news, teacher says we have a test today
come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that?
... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
School jokes - 24827
- Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I
was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
School jokes - 24828
- An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is
your homework?
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to scho... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
School jokes - 24829
- Where did all the cuts and blood come
from?
The school went on a trip!... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
School jokes - 24830
- What's the worst thing you're likely to
find in the school cafeteria?
The food!... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
School jokes - 24831
- What kind of food do maths teachers
eat?
Square meals!... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
School jokes - 24832
- The food in our school canteen is
perfect.
If your a bug!... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
School jokes - 24833
- What's black and white all over and
difficult?
An exam paper!... Read the whole joke |
