| # |
Title |
| 1 |
School jokes - 24834
- Why aren't you doing very well in
history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that hap... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
School jokes - 24835
- What was King Arthur's favourite
game?
Knights and crosses!... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
School jokes - 24836
- Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Yes,
the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
School jokes - 24837
- Father:
How do you like going to
school?
Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit ... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
School jokes - 24838
- Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you
to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
C... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
School jokes - 24839
- Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
America?
On their feet!... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
School jokes - 24840
- Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of
school
this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: W... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
School jokes - 24841
- Teacher: Is
Lapland heavily
populated?
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!
Teache... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
School jokes - 24842
- Teacher: That's quite a cough you have
there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don't know t... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
School jokes - 24843
- Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me.
Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher ... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
School jokes - 24844
- Teacher: What are
the Great
Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
School jokes - 24845
- Son: I can't go to school today.
Father:
Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Teacher: Where don't ... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
School jokes - 24846
- Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith
then.
Pupil: My dad won't like that.
Teacher: Why is that?
... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
School jokes - 24847
- I
failed every subject except for
algebra.
How did you keep from failing that?
I didn't take a... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
School jokes - 24848
- Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes
and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no ... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
School jokes - 24849
- Teacher: Why is the Mississippi
such an
unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can'... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
School jokes - 24850
- Teacher: You're new
here aren't you,
what's your name?
Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
School jokes - 24851
- Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and
won't be able to come to school today.
School Secr... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
School jokes - 24852
- Father: I hear you skipped school
to play
football
Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to pro... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
School jokes - 24853
- A history joke
Teacher: When was Rome
built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
P... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
School jokes - 24854
- Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I
didn't know where the
Rockies were.
Mother: Well ne... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
School jokes - 24855
- Mother: What
was the first thing you
learned in class?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my ... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
School jokes - 24856
- Teacher: What's big
and yellow and comes
in the morning to brighten a mothers day?
Pupil: The s... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
School jokes - 24857
- Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put
your hand to your mouth!
Pupil: What?, and get b... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
School jokes - 24858
- Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't
you?
Pupil: Not very much!... Read the whole joke |
