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Title |
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School jokes - 24984
- Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !
Tommy:
No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
School jokes - 24985
- Teacher: This note from your father looks like
your handwriting ?
Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed m... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
School jokes - 24986
- Teacher : Would you at the
back of the room
stop passing notes.
Pupil : We're not passing notes... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
School jokes - 24987
- Are you in
the top half of your class
?
No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possi... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
School jokes - 24988
- Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good,
but where is the wagon ?
Pupil: The horse will d... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
School jokes - 24989
- Teacher: Why are you picking your
nose in
class ?
Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
School jokes - 24990
- Teacher : Why are you
reading the last
pages of your history book first ?
Pupil: I want to know... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
School jokes - 24991
- Teacher: If you have five
haystacks in one
corner, five in another and two in another, how many ... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
School jokes - 24992
- Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting
our waters ?
Pupil: Stop taking baths ?... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
School jokes - 24993
- Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your
head overnight ?
Pupil : Of course, I've had this c... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
School jokes - 24994
- What
do French pupils say after finishing
their school dinners ?
Mercy !... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
School jokes - 24995
- Mother: What was the first thing you learned in
class ?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my l... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
School jokes - 24996
- How do bees get to
school ?
By school
buzz !... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
School jokes - 24997
- Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in
just
one day ?
Pupil: I get up early !... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
School jokes - 24998
- Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning
?
About an hour and a half after I arrived at s... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
School jokes - 24999
- Mother: How do you
like your new teacher
?
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for th... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
School jokes - 25000
- Mother: Does your teacher like you ?
Son:
Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
School jokes - 25001
- Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds
there are in a year ?
Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd F... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
School jokes - 25002
- Teacher: This is the third
time I've had
to tell you off this week, what have you got to say
a... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
School jokes - 25003
- Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my
questions ?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't ... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
School jokes - 25004
- Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a
liquid that won't freeze
?
Pupil: Hot water !... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
School jokes - 25005
- Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28
days
?
Pupil: All of them !... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
School jokes - 25006
- Teacher: What is can't short for ?
Pupil:
Cannot miss
Teacher: and what is don't short for
Pup... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
School jokes - 25007
- Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in
Russia ?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
School jokes - 25008
- Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest
sentence you can think of
Pupil: Life imprisonment ... Read the whole joke |
