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War ad
- Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia by buyer... Read the whole joke |
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We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage...
- We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promi... Read the whole joke |
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What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred...
- What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? "Depends."... Read the whole joke |
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What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
- What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not hav... Read the whole joke |
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What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
- Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. "Come on you lot, have you not got ... Read the whole joke |
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What do you get when you cross a crooked politician...
- Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea... Read the whole joke |
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What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
- What does Bill say to prospective interns?"Haven't I cum across your face before?"... Read the whole joke |
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What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
- What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend.... Read the whole joke |
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What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
- What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!... Read the whole joke |
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What has four asses?
- What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.... Read the whole joke |
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What has four legs and smells like fish?
- What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton's desk.... Read the whole joke |
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What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?
- What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX... Read the whole joke |
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What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
- What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool table... Read the whole joke |
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What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
- What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? ... Read the whole joke |
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What will communism be like when perfected?
- Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.... Read the whole joke |
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What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
- What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?1 U.S. leader... Read the whole joke |
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Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
- Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, "incert Bill"!Sent by... Read the whole joke |
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When that fool Reagan said...
- When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of h... Read the whole joke |
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When white man found this land, Indians were running it...
- When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffa... Read the whole joke |
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Who will you choose?
- It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here's the scoop on the three leading candid... Read the whole joke |
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Why are politicians like diapers?
- Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.... Read the whole joke |
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Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
- Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
- Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.... Read the whole joke |
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Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
- Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.... Read the whole joke |
