Redneck Jokes • Humour For You! • Super Funny Jokes Collection

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1	You might be a redneck if... bowling - You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.... Read the whole joke
2	You might be a redneck if... christman - You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.... Read the whole joke
3	You might be a redneck if... girlfriend - You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.... Read the whole joke
4	You might be a redneck if... highschool - Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.... Read the whole joke
5	You might be a redneck if... in bed - You've ever used lard in bed.... Read the whole joke
6	You might be a redneck if... meat - You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.... Read the whole joke
7	You might be a redneck if... possum - There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in your home.... Read the whole joke
8	You might be a redneck if... reunion - The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut.... Read the whole joke
9	You might be a redneck if... rich relative - Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.... Read the whole joke
10	You might be a redneck if... shirts - You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.... Read the whole joke
11	You might be a redneck if...beer - You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.... Read the whole joke
12	You might be a redneck if...car color - The primary color of your car is "Bond-Q."... Read the whole joke
13	You might be a redneck if...car race - You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.... Read the whole joke
14	You might be a redneck if...cars - Less than half the cars you own run.... Read the whole joke
15	You might be a redneck if...deer head - Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.... Read the whole joke
16	You might be a redneck if...goal - Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.... Read the whole joke
17	You might be a redneck if...ID - Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.... Read the whole joke
18	You might be a redneck if...jeans - You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.... Read the whole joke
19	You might be a redneck if...mama - Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss he... Read the whole joke
20	You might be a redneck if...prom - Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.... Read the whole joke
21	You might be a redneck if...sideburns - You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.... Read the whole joke

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