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Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
- Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fr... Read the whole joke |
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Why did God create man first?
- Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.... Read the whole joke |
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
- Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.... Read the whole joke |
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than...
- Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men a... Read the whole joke |
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Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
- Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in th... Read the whole joke |
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing... Read the whole joke |
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Why is it better?..
- Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet...
- Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already hav... Read the whole joke |
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Wife-taming method
- Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don... Read the whole joke |
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Will the father be present during the birth?
- "Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be... Read the whole joke |
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Wise men never marry...
- Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.... Read the whole joke |
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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...
- You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nit... Read the whole joke |
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You're not going to believe this!
- A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she ... Read the whole joke |
