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| 1 |
Mr. Schneider stood up in court...
- Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money." Gla... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...
- Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting ."My husband i... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...
- My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreci... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...
- My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the do... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
My wife and I are into S & M...
- My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by Richard... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
My wife converted me to religion...
- Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in ... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
New son-in-law
- A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I w... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
No change
- Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Not this time
- There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to ... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Nothing changed
- On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her f... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Old farmer Johnson was dying...
- Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his ... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Olympic condoms
- A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pac... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...
- On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Act... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door...
- On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," h... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
On inheritance
- A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The f... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...
- On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and t... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
On their first night to be together...
- On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of t... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
On their honeymoon night...
- On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on. T... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...
- One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car in the girl's driveway. They began to get ... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed...
- One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the firs... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
One more thing like that
- "Great, just what I need," she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven. "One more thing that h... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
One night, an 87-year-old woman...
- One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. ... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
One of two reasons
- I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Opposites attract
- "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor. "W... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Over my dead body!
- A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they migh... Read the whole joke |
