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| 1 |
I got home from work last night...
- I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
I had it all
- A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a bea... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
I have got trouble with the wife again...
- I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her numb... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months...
- I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
I married Miss Right...
- I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always.... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...
- I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an att... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
I went out with my girlfriend...
- I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
if at first you dont succeed...
- if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
If women don't fool around, and men do...
- If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling around with?... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...
- If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made he... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen...
- Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her ... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
In comparision
- Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came ... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Indicator
- A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks. After ... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Inseparable
- We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took f... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
- Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Is there a doctor in the house?
- A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" ... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Is this really your third marriage?
- Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two wives? They d... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
It is all in the money
- A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on ... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
It was their first date...
- It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his h... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
It's a sin
- "I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce.""S... Read the whole joke |
