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Title |
| 1 |
Made for each other
- A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him t... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...
- Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The m... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Marriage Anonymous
- With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anon... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Marriage counseling
- A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselin... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Married life is very frustrating...
- Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listen... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Men are from earth...
- Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Men are like fine wine...
- Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and k... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Merry...ied talk
- A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husban... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Miles Dobson was away from home on business...
- Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him,... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Mother-in-law burial
- Two friends meet each other on the street."Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill."Oh, don't ... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today...
- Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No th... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Motivations
- Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Mr. Schneider stood up in court...
- Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money." Gla... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...
- Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting ."My husband i... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...
- My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreci... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...
- My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the do... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
My wife and I are into S & M...
- My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by Richard... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
My wife converted me to religion...
- Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in ... Read the whole joke |
