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| 1 |
Old farmer Johnson was dying...
- Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his ... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Olympic condoms
- A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pac... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...
- On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Act... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door...
- On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," h... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
On inheritance
- A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The f... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...
- On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and t... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
On their first night to be together...
- On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of t... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
On their honeymoon night...
- On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on. T... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...
- One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car in the girl's driveway. They began to get ... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed...
- One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the firs... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
One more thing like that
- "Great, just what I need," she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven. "One more thing that h... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
One night, an 87-year-old woman...
- One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. ... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
One of two reasons
- I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Opposites attract
- "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor. "W... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Over my dead body!
- A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they migh... Read the whole joke |
