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Want to make love to you
- He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.She said - W... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
- "Was your wife a virgin when you married?""I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Watch out!
- A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the... Read the whole joke |
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What a Woman Really Needs
- A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor. After... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
- She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
What did I do?
- "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husband... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
- What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
- She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
- Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
- What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
- What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to work.... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
What dreams mean
- After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Va... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
What is the difference between men and women?
- What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man w... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
What is the penalty for bigamy?
- Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
- What should you say if he asks you "Am I your first"?"You might be - you look familiar"... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
What Trip?
- One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives ... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
What was the first thing your husband said to you...
- Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said, "Whe... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
- What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
- What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to ... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...
- What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pr... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
- What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
- When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between "hello" and "what's your sign... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and...
- When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his d... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Where am I, Cathy?
- Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning... Read the whole joke |
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Where are my pyjamas?
- A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-lon... Read the whole joke |
