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The ages of man
- God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
- The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men bur... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
- The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
The Hat
- The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
The local priest came across Paddy who had...
- The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern."Paddy," he said, " I'm a... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
- The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
The Naming of Jesus
- The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
The only true religion
- One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good ne... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
- The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
The Pope took a philosophy professor...
- The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drif... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
- The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up a... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
The priest was preparing a man...
- The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest s... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
The Reverend
- The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautif... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
The same thing
- A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman... almost."... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
The three truths in life
- There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah....2. Protestants do no... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
- The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to ... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
The wrong definition
- Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,'there lived a Baptist minister with... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...
- There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wa... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
- There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salva... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
This fellow comes to confession...
- This fellow comes to confession. "Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned."The priest asked, "W... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
- This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet.... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...
- Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market...
- Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck...
- Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they were driving along... Read the whole joke |
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Three religious truths
- There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not... Read the whole joke |
