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| 1 |
Ten pounds of pride
- A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a ... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
The Barber Shop
- The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
The barber was finishing a haircut...
- The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...
- The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...
- The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old lady fixed h... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms...
- The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. Sh... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
The hit-and-run
- The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-la... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down...
- The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a res... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own...
- The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a womanjust passing and said, "Pa... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was...
- The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and reg... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
The newly divorced woman...
- The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly dis... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
The other day my house caught fire...
- The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of ... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
The people are waiting
- Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forg... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...
- The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...
- The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with ... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
The Young Mans Big Mouth
- The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says ... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer...
- There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called "lady of the night". Shesays, "F... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari...
- There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise. H... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
There were three men who were lost in the forest...
- There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by cannibals. The cannibal ... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around...
- These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...
- This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample...
- This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front desk says to him:"Thank you f... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
This young lady, a flighty young thing...
- This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin the evening after the ... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Three calamities
- Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and th... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Three college roommates -- two females and a male...
- Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it ... Read the whole joke |
