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| Normal car is better |
Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car"Hundreds of people and tens of millions of dollars go into building an F1 car, but a normal car is a far superior vehicle. You wonder what goes through those guys' minds when design their cars. THEY'RE ALL WRONG!!!!" No door... I mean, people have to climb in. Actually, ANYBODY can climb in and steal it. Pffft! No roof... The people who drive these things are left open to the elements. Like, even convertible cars have something you can pull over your head. No radio (AM and FM), no cassette nor CD player... how boring it must be to drive in those things for close to two hours without having anything to listen to. No heating... Being left open to the elements, the drivers' toes must become very cold after a while. No coffee cup holder... Those guys can spill all the hot (and dangerous stuff) over themselves. What with them steering with one hand and trying to drink with the other. No ashtrays and electric lighter... No windshield wipers... and they expect them to race in the rain? No windshields... Well, I guess no. 7 and 8 go hand in hand. No turn signals... How can they indicate they intend to pass? No headlights... No wonder they only drive in the day time. Only one brake light... Only one seat... How can a guy go necking with his girlfriend at the local drive in? No anchor for a baby seat... And they are trying to make us believe that safety comes first? No trunk... No adjustable seats... (mine goes back and forth, and can be tilted as well) High fuel consumption... Engines that don't last... Tyres that just wear off in no time flat... Where's the bloody ignition? I guess it's back to the old Model T days when the cars had to be crank started. No sun visor... Must be fun driving those things with the sun in the eyes. Talk about accidents waiting to happen.
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