Animal World Jokes • Humour For You! • Super Funny Jokes Collection

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1	Have you ever smelled moth balls? - Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?... Read the whole joke
2	How do you catch a polar bear? - How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, ... Read the whole joke
3	How do you catch an elephant? - How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take ... Read the whole joke
4	How do you give a cowboy a hard-on? - How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo... Read the whole joke
5	How do you make a cat drink? - How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve... Read the whole joke
6	How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in... Read the whole joke
7	How to Catch a White Elephant - How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submit... Read the whole joke
8	How To Give Your Cat a Pill - How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows... Read the whole joke
9	How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mista... Read the whole joke
10	How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling ele... Read the whole joke
11	How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based... Read the whole joke
12	Hungry Snake - Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to... Read the whole joke

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