Blonds Jokes • Humour For You! • Super Funny Jokes Collection

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1	Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then... - Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to... Read the whole joke
2	Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom? - Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a dogie bag for later.... Read the whole joke
3	Why did the blonde return her new scarf? - Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.... Read the whole joke
4	Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? - Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.... Read the whole joke
5	Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? - Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin I don't k... Read the whole joke
6	Why do blondes drive BMWs? - Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.... Read the whole joke
7	Why do blondes like blonde jokes? - Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.... Read the whole joke
8	Why do blondes like lightning? - Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.... Read the whole joke
9	Why do blondes use so much shampoo? - Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT... Read the whole joke
10	Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? - Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That's the proper place to wash vegetables.... Read the whole joke
11	Why do brunettes take the pill? - And more on blondes...Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.... Read the whole joke
12	Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button? - Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde boys aren't that ... Read the whole joke
13	Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC? - Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows... Read the whole joke
14	Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month? - Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box ... Read the whole joke
15	Why don't blondes use vibrators? - (Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent ... Read the whole joke
16	Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks? - Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.... Read the whole joke
17	Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? - Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate... Read the whole joke
18	Why was the female blonde confused... - Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She had to pull her own ... Read the whole joke
19	Without a horn - Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if she wanted a Weste... Read the whole joke

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