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What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
- What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
- What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on.... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock...
- Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great mus... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
- Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
- What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
- What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting ... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
- What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
- What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
- What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
- What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the cei... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...
- Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson'sdreams every night??A: Hansons.... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
- Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
- Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
- What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hare... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc...
- What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrot... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
- What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
- What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box.... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
What's black and white and comes in little cans?
- What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
- Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
- Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
What's stiff and excites women?
- Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
- What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
- What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
- What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?
- What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life? Figuring out which parent... Read the whole joke |
