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1 Low self-esteem
- |A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.H... Read the whole joke
2 My son swallowed the can opener
- |Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be a... Read the whole joke
3 My wife is beating me
- |David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play Scrabble!... Read the whole joke
4 Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
- |Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?Doctor: A shoebox.... Read the whole joke
5 People are ignoring me
- |A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!... Read the whole joke
6 Pete
- Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall... Read the whole joke
7 Preventive medicine belief
- |Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries... Read the whole joke
8 Problems remembering
- |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when ... Read the whole joke
9 Promoting an office
- |A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he c... Read the whole joke
10 Put me into a fighting mood
- |Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Di... Read the whole joke
11 Scared sleeping
- |Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I thin... Read the whole joke
12 Solving a problem
- |A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a t... Read the whole joke
13 The bad and the worse news
- |A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look ... Read the whole joke
14 The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
- |1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient's suffering migh... Read the whole joke
15 The prison hospital
- |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kid... Read the whole joke
16 The results of the X-ray
- |Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!... Read the whole joke
17 Trouble sleeping
- |The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor as... Read the whole joke
18 Waiting Room
- I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse wa... Read the whole joke
19 We are the best of friends
- |The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I wou... Read the whole joke
20 We need to help these people
- |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to... Read the whole joke
21 What is your problem?
- |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he... Read the whole joke
22 What should I do then?
- |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!... Read the whole joke
23 Why did the nurse go to art school?
- Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!... Read the whole joke
24 Will I live any longer?
- |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will... Read the whole joke
25 Will this operation hurt me at all?
- |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brow... Read the whole joke

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